February 25, 2010

Jeff Kreisler EPK

Videos below • Headshot here (jpg) • More via the links above • Hard copies & downloadables upon request.

Winner of the Bill Hicks Spirit Award for Thought Provoking Comedy, author of HarperCollins’ bestselling satire “Get Rich Cheating,” on-camera contributor to HLN’s “Showbiz Tonight,” writer for Comedy Central’s Indecision2008, Huffington Post, TheStreet.com, and The Independent Film Channel, cast member of Shoot The Messenger (from the co-creator of “The Daily Show”), executive editor of “My Wall Street Journal,” and star of several hit international festival shows, Jeff Kreisler’s performed on TV, radio, and stage around the world, with passion, absurdity, and hope. A graduate of Princeton, Exeter, and Virginia Law School, Jeff now lives in New York City.

“Somebody get Jeff Kreisler on ‘The Colbert Report’… As funny and as quotable as anything that appears daily on late-night TV. You are guaranteed a few laugh-out-loud verbal souvenirs to try out on your friends” - The New York Times
“A heavy hitter… the smartest political comedy around” - The Scotsman
“Kreisler’s keen intellect sees to it that tired subjects are rendered shocking and original… Reflections so clever, you wonder why they aren’t present in the political discourse.” - Fest Magazine
“Critic’s Choice” - San Francisco Bay Guardian
“Don’t Miss” - Time Out New York
“This is one show that will have you laughing from start to finish” - Fresh Air
“A genuinely engaging performer” - EdFest Magazine
“Great stuff. Very funny. I wrote some of that down.” - United States Senator Tom Harkin
“You’ll struggle to find better than Jeff Kreisler… With slick and witty poise he mixes wry observation on current affairs with quirky bouts of surrealism ” - Three Weeks

About “Get Rich Cheating”:
“You’ll be laughing all the way to the bank, assuming other cheaters haven’t forced it into bankruptcy yet.” - Rachel Maddow (MSNBC)
“A very funny book with a very timely message” - Terry Jones (Monty Python)
“Catcher in the Rye for evildoers” - Penthouse Magazine
“This is THE book to read in the unemployment line.” - Lizz Winstead (Co-creator of The Daily Show)“Laugh out loud - roaring!” - CNBC
“A brilliant and brilliantly sustained satirical broadside. On just about every page, you’ll find a pithy, pointed barb worthy of the late great George Carlin” - Tony Hendra (Father Joe, George Carlin’s “Last Words”)
“Is (it) a humor book, prescient, or a Wall Street / Washington user’s manual? It is all three… Kreisler is that funny.” - The Reviews Page
“A Michael Moore-esque rallying cry… A really great performer” - Time Out New York
“Ever wonder what it’s like inside the mind of a genius? Well, now you can take a peek… In the God-is-Dead tradition of Nietzsche, Kreisler is superman.” - Miami Examiner
“One can easily envision Jeff Kreisler as a guest on The Colbert Report… Why? He’s funny, he has mad political criticism skills and, as his new book reveals, he’s shrewdly corrupt” - The Q Note
“A hilarious, recession-proof tutorial on how to get rich without regard for morals or other mortals” - Flavorpill
“A funny satirical attack on the culture of greed” - NY Theater.com
“Like all good satire, comedian Jeff Kreisler’s fake wealth-building seminar gets closer to the truth than the putative objects of its scorn.” - Show Showdown
“Get Rich Cheating, however, is about as smart as parody shows (and books) come.” - Talking Broadway
“Pitch perfect satire” - Theater Is Easy
(more…)



December 13, 2009

Cheat Chats

For the new visitors… the real action is over on the Get Rich Cheating blog

Though, take a look around while you’re here.



Darkest Before The Dawn

Just so you know ahead of time, after the Colts and Saints both finish undefeated in the regular season, the Patriots are going to beat both on the way to another championship.

Thy will be done.

That is all.



September 25, 2009

Shocking

As predicted, Fox News only showed the part of the Michael Moore interview where he said “Hannity was right.” Yay! (Check it).



July 16, 2009

Miami Radio Today

Miami, 1pm, on air WRLN 91.3 FM talking http://tinyurl.com/ojfl3z & other good stuff. Listen! #book #satire #fraud #pants!



June 11, 2009

Thanks

Thank you to everyone who came to the book party last night. Your support means everything. Onward.



May 15, 2009

Homeless Squirrels

Thoughts that haven’t found a home on any of my other 57 jillion blogs…

* Republicans spinning health reform as a “Washington takeover of health care”
Does that even work any more? Scare tactics.
“Big government” “Socialism” “Color TV” noooooo!

I mean, I guess, heaven forbid someone accountable to the people controls their health as opposed to an unregulated profit-driven private industry…

But I dunno. I’m all insulated in NYC and Huffpo. Maybe I’m using too much logic?

* Crack downs on the derivate market
We’re lucky this isn’t affecting Hollywood, where everything’s a derivative of Shakespeare.

* Pelosi Waterboarding Thing
More great PR spin by the Republicans. Change the argument to “what she knew when about about torture” instead of “torture? WTF?!”
Finally, we’ve made hypocrisy worse than torture.



March 20, 2009

Yes, they have articles

Just found out Get Rich Cheating will be reviewed in the June issue of Penthouse Magazine.
Sweet. Can’t wait to tell my folks



February 22, 2009

Belly of the beast *rescheduled*

I’ll be on Foxnews.com/strategyroom Monday at 3pm EST. Wish me luckums…

Monday 9 a.m. - my appearance has been moved to Friday. Will update. Sorry.



February 10, 2009

Cheating

Madoff, Blago, Bonds and now A-Rod… the cheats just keep on coming… and keep getting rich. Don’t you wish you could, too? Wish no more:
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“Just by reading this book you’ll earn an asterisk next to your name. You’ll be laughing all the way to the bank, assuming other cheaters haven’t forced it into bankruptcy yet.” - Rachel Maddow (MSNBC)
“A very funny book with a very timely message” - Terry Jones (Monty Python)
“This is THE book to read on the unemployment line.” - Lizz Winstead (Creator of The Daily Show)
“A brilliant and brilliantly sustained satirical broadside. On just about every page, you’ll find a pithy, pointed barb worthy of the late great George Carlin.” - Tony Hendra (National Lampoon, Father Joe)

Pre-order now.



February 3, 2009

Web Redesign

Hey,
Installing a whole new web and blog design. If things look funky the next day or two, just hang on.
Yes you can.

thanks,
jk



January 1, 2009

Let me be the 203rd person to say…

Happy New Year!

Health, happiness, and Ha in 2009